Snow day.
New / Old song…. this joint was cut from the Post Office album (who knows why) and it’s floated around the internet different forms, but finally Unimpressive Records proudly presents the perfected specimen that is LET MY MEAT HANG
Free Download at artvandelay206.bandcamp.com
We have officially wrapped shooting of Art Vandelay’s first video “Vitiligo” from their upcoming album Face Tattoo. Unfortunately some of the band members are unfriendly, violence prone hermits, who also happen to own aggressive dogs, so several injuries were sustained throughout the shoot. Nonetheless, it was a complete success and the video will be out soon!
Corporations are not people. They are Satan’s genital warts manifested on Earth. According to law they have the same rights as a human. Sign this petition to help repeal that bullshit.
Doogie Howser taught me everything I’ve ever needed to know about life.
Unimpressive Records is proud to announce that we’ve been in talks with the actor who formerly played Vinnie Delpino. We’re not sure what we are talking to him about, but we will definitely sign him he’s in our price range.
New single from ART FUCKING VANDELAY.
The real Art Vandelay. The only Art Vandelay. The Art Vandelay that makes you want to bite a titty because you feel so good about your fucked up life when your listening to their music. Yeah, that Art Vandelay.
You can download this song for FREE from bandcamp by clicking on the image. This is not from the new album, just a little candy from your friends here at Unimpress.com
-Alton “in ya mom’s mouth” Roundtree
Art Vandelay recently linked up with some very talented cats down in Sao Paulo, Brazil.
This is the first collab. They don’t play around in Sao Paulo.
Miles Honeycomb will move next door to your sister and soon after she will fall in love with him. She’ll eventually give him a key to her place and the next day while she’s at work, Miles Honeycomb will steal everything she owns, even the worthless items and disappear to another state. Two weeks later your sister will receive a DVD in the mail. When she plays it, she will discover Miles Honeycomb having sex on her couch.
Miles Honeycomb has already forgotten your name and you haven’t even told him your name yet.
Unimpressive Records proudly presents the debut EP: Talk To My Assistant. Coming Valentines Day 2012. Click the image for a preview of what’s to come.
Art Vandelay - They’ve Got My Number Down At The Post Office comes in at #8 on the top ten of the year. It makes up for us being snubbed from the sexiest men alive list.
Unimpressive Records (somewhat) proudly presents:
Art Vandelay - They’ve Got My Number Down At The Post Office LP
Ricky Pharoe and Mack Formway made an album, it got some good reviews and shit. Some people had night sweats as a result. And shit. I’m not gonna lie, it’s a solid record… blah blah blah, stroke stroke, you got it.
Click the picture to stream and download the album for free.
More Art Vandelaginus coming soon.
Ricky Pharoe’s 2005 cult classic Civilized is being sold on Ebay. Don’t miss your chance to own this out of press gem. In just six years it’s already TRIPLED in value!
condition: Acceptable
Our very own A. Ripple is in the studio right now, putting the final touches on his debut instrumental album: 2 Cents Cost A Dollar
I sat down to talk with A. Ripple and according to the man himself: “Get the fuck outta my face ho. I got shit to do.”
2 Cents Cost A Dollar is schedule for release in July 2012.
Welcome to Unimpress.com, the official blog of Unimpressive Records.
Here at Unimpressive Records we will ruin your entire life if you even think one negative thought about our awesome fucking music. We believe that if you don’t like our music you should change every detail about yourself, because you have obviously made the wrong choice every time there has ever been a choice to make.
The fact is, we’re barely able to be considered a legitimate record label. We’re more of a facade to help promote the music of Art Vandelay because some people are stupid enough to perceive music more positively, if they believe that said music was good enough to have been distributed by a label. This is true even if they are aware that said label happens to be nothing more than a crappy logo and a domain name.
Stay tuned for the latest Updates from all of our artists, we’ll be doing promotional give aways with fun games and contests. And of course the latest and greatest pictures of sorority girls wil’n out yaaaaa heard!
- Alton Roundtree, C.E.O., Artist Development, Artist Management, Social Media Marketing, and Graphic Designer - Unimpressive Records.
