Miles Honeycomb will move next door to your sister and soon after she will fall in love with him. She’ll eventually give him a key to her place and the next day while she’s at work, Miles Honeycomb will steal everything she owns, even the worthless items and disappear to another state. Two weeks later your sister will receive a DVD in the mail. When she plays it, she will discover Miles Honeycomb having sex on her couch. 

Miles Honeycomb has already forgotten your name and you haven’t even told him your name yet. 

Unimpressive Records proudly presents the debut EP: Talk To My Assistant. Coming Valentines Day 2012. Click the image for a preview of what’s to come.